LOVE FROM LAYA

LIFE is LIFE.....

2007-08-08T08:34:00.000-04:00

My momma told me, laya- you know your alive if you have bills and people are talking about you! She is so right! I have taken a week or so of to really see what angle I wanted to take with my blog and even though my blog IS brand new- and A LOT of businesses have taken interest in advertising on my site- I don't know if it is because of my book that I am writing or just plain goodness and blessings - but I will be taking sometime to put this blog under MAJOR construction! So please bear with me. And for my HATERS, can't forget you guys- because you guys give me my daily laughs! Know that I am ALWAYS gonna do ME! and come out on TOP! Because even at my worst- I'm doing BETTER THAN YOU! LOVE YOU Jus and J-Boogs! To everyone else that got love for me ...... I see you baby...

Lifestyles of the rich and Dangerous

2007-07-24T10:42:00.000-04:00

Lindsay Lohan was arrested Tuesday morning- and now is out on 25 k bail. Her charges ANOTHER DUI with a blood alcohol lever of .12 ! After she was booked and searched they found cocaine in her pants pocket..... someone needs to step in, and take control of her life because she is a bonafide MESS!

WTF!!!!

2007-07-23T07:22:00.000-04:00

My sources tell me that,early this morning in Manhattan, Rappers Ja Rule and Lil' Wayne were pulled over in a 300,000 Mercedes and when the vehicle was searched Lil' Wayne was arrested for possession of marijuana and Ja' Rule was found with a 40- caliber gun!!!! Other items were confiscated from the vehicle- hmmmm Ja Rule with a gun... anything to get that street cred up! And, from what my source say, they weren't even speeding..... let me find out this shit was staged......

Crack is wack!

2007-07-15T13:35:00.000-04:00

So this Jack-ass went a popped a cap in her friend's ass, the hoe is crazy and needs to be put under he jail- I would say pray for Remy, but she brought the shit on herself! Read the full article http://www.nypost.com/seven/07152007/news/regionalnews/diva_charged_in_shoot_regionalnews_erin_calabrese__________erika_martinez_________and_kevin_fasick.htm

DAYUM!- she puttin' in work wit that 50 G's

2007-07-11T10:01:00.000-04:00

I thought she said she was gonna get a condo????? I guess that plan went out the window ! The newly crowned winner of Charm School, has changed up her weave game and slimmed down....

I guess the money was burning a hole in her pocket

I'm on vacation.....

2007-07-09T12:00:00.000-04:00

So I'll be M.I.A for a little bit

You will never be J-Lo!!!!

2007-07-05T08:21:00.000-04:00

Diddy and Kim Porter Seen in happier times, are calling it quits for the 1,000 time! Just kidding!
But she has really moved out of the New York City home and decided to focus more on her career, she hasa already purchased a home in Beverly Hills with her 4 children. Here comes the book deal and the Lifetime movie of the Week : To Love the Man Behind The Mogul- take that, that that!

Pure FOOLISHNESS!!!!

2007-07-03T15:07:00.000-04:00

http://www.tmz.com/ is reporting that these two are having a child!!!!! WHY???? That baby is fu**ked already, your dad doesn't bathe on a regular basis, and while you were in the womb, you and your mother fought over pieces of lettuce..... SADNESS

p.s this is why I believe that some humans should be spaded and nuetered

I just don't like the Ho

2007-07-03T10:33:00.001-04:00

Between the fuc*ked up implants, stalking 50 cent ( what woman about her B.I would do that!), dating Dennis Rodman( lawd) and all of her other foolishness- plain and simple I don't like the trick! Doesn't she remind you of someone's mama who won't let it go??? She needs to sit her ass down! F all that talk about 40 being the new 20- she really gives me the creeps, she better not lay in the sun to long - PLASTIC MELTS!!!! on the bright side if she ever gets in a boating accident a lot of plastics float....

Is it me....

2007-07-03T10:13:00.000-04:00

Or is Lil' Wayne becoming a little cutie- I'm thinking its the locs and the tattoos and the 20 lbs he gained- cause anyone who knows me, knows I'm a sucka for the locs and tattoos!!!!! ( I have locs and 11 tattoos!) anywho- I see ya Weezy Baby!

The new fashion Must- Have????

2007-07-03T10:02:00.000-04:00

This chick has on a Ziploc bag and a Willy Wonka chocolate Bar wrapper- MESS! Solange, get it together mama!

So What I traded my son for this dress!!

2007-07-02T16:04:00.000-04:00

Britney Spears can never get it right! Dayum!It makes me mad, because I am mom and what I make in a year she can blow in ONE FREAKING DAY! And she is running around with extensions ( like we all don't know she is FUC*ING BALD!), a dress that looks like marijuana, and a purse that her grandmother used to store all of her knitting needles and yarn! Someone needs to shake her ass!

Coochie Confidence!

2007-07-02T15:46:00.000-04:00

So http://www.philly.com/dailynews/columnists/dan_gross/20070702_Dan_Gross___Forecast_calls_for_a_chance_of_Bolaris_blowing_back_into_town.html

is reporting that Freaky Fantasia went and got her coochie ring changed..... That's why she wants a hood boy... - I ain't made atcha mama... there aint nothing wrong with a little " interior decoration"

Kiss ME!

2007-07-02T13:21:00.001-04:00

This is my FAVORITE lip gloss! It has peppermint oil, great shine and its 5 bucks! So grab it at your local bath and body works!

This is who Chris Brown Was trying to drag this back to his Hotel Room..

2007-07-02T12:40:00.000-04:00

Khanyisile Mbau and her husband Mandla Mthembu

Ok, So this broad is claiming that R&B star Chris Brown ( " Run it!", Wall to Wall ) Tried to drag her back to his hotel room, and "roughed her up in the process", so much so- that her manager needed to intervene...... hmmmmm YEAH FUC**ING RIGHT!!!!! First off, She is 21 years old, and has been dubbed the " African Paris Hilton", because of her social status and wild partying ways. Not to the mention the fact that her husband is 30 years her senior ( I ain't saying she's a gold digger) and she is a new mom- so even if that did happen, what the FU*K was she doing in a hotel lobby? Last time she got caught up with a teen man she told her husband that he was gay......

let me find out I can make "hoodrat" a international term

read more about this crazy chick and her antics

http://www.sundaytimes.co.za/PrintEdition/Article.aspx?id=443789

As if you already didnt know!

2007-07-02T11:33:00.000-04:00

I told yall she was gonna take the cake! Saaphyri won Charm School. So for all you ghetto girls out there, with multi- colored weaves and big tatas- DREAM BIG!!!

Who says you only celebrate your B-day for 1 day??

2007-07-01T18:18:00.000-04:00

Anyone who knows me, knows I LOVE blue! So a friend of mine gave me this cute little number for a B-day present, its cute, fun. flirty- its me in the form of a handbag! Grab one over at www.coach.com

Watch out Bitches!

2007-07-01T15:34:00.000-04:00

I was sooooooooo exhausted, but I snapped this photo of my dog and me! Brooklyn makes all the bitches bark!

HMMMMM.......

2007-07-01T13:45:00.000-04:00

Doesn't Tyrese look like Ginuwine had his thumb in his butt??. Doesn't it also look like Ginuwine took it out and it smelled????

I Hope to look this good at 108

2007-07-01T13:23:00.000-04:00

If you ask me, she made a deal with the devil, I'm just saying.......

That's What new money does

2007-06-28T14:34:00.001-04:00

Doesn't Mel B. have that yeah Motherfu**er, I got your ass now look on her face?
This photo was taken right after the Spice Girls announced their reunion tour. SMH Eddie should have said : no glove, no love

Oh BOY or GIRL??

2007-06-28T09:05:00.000-04:00

Its Official!!! She Trapped him! Usher and Tammy are Having a little bundle due in the fall- I guess she has a vagina after all! They made an official statement yesterday. Read more about Tameka and her penis sabotage over @ http://www.sandrarosenews.blogspot.com/

That's Karma for that ass

2007-06-26T08:11:00.000-04:00

So, over at www.bossip.com , they are reporting that Foxy got that ass beat and weave snatched out of her head, and they got that ass for that hearing aide. Why? She broke up with her boyfriend who she found out was a pimp and his stable of Hoes dug in that ass! I'm thinking - he was saying: I will hit it, but you gotta come of the dough- then foxy was like, I don't have it ! Then he said: I want my money on time! and then whooped that ass! HAHAHA

If this was the Maury Show....

2007-06-22T15:30:00.000-04:00

Mel B. would have been doing the " pop, lock, and drop it" dance cause Eddie, You ARE the father! Now pay what you owe, Bitch!

to read article : www.people.aol.com

Aww Sh**

2007-06-21T17:54:00.000-04:00

I don't know who they are - but they are MY mess of the day! ( except little mama) she didn't ask to partake in such foolishness! who the hell does that?? Matching dresses?! LAWD!

I guess they really DO like each other

2007-06-21T17:53:00.000-04:00

B- booty and Joey Camel were sucking faces on vacation- cute? i think....

I know what boyzzzz like

2007-06-21T17:47:00.001-04:00

Can someone puh -lease explain why the hell 50 cent was playing with sex toys on the radio???? hmmmmm- anywho for more photos and the story www.concreteloop.com

I make hang overs look good

2007-06-20T16:43:00.000-04:00

Laya's b-day weekend ! I was REALLY drunk in this pic, this was the next day and I was still lit- can you tell?? lol, lmao

I guess mama didn't show her how to suck in the gut.......

2007-06-20T16:16:00.001-04:00

Ashanti's little sister Shia ( the one in the green) went to her prom- she is shown here with her back fat hanging out, but don't get me wrong- EVERYONE in this pic looks a hot ass mess! They look like fabric throw-up. SMH

See more pics over @

www.rhymeswithsnitch.blogspot.com

WHAT??

2007-06-20T14:37:00.000-04:00

Camel And Booty were spotted on a nudist beach on St Tropez .... hmmmm

Why?

2007-06-20T14:13:00.000-04:00

Over at http://www.celebrity-babies.com/ , there are reports speculating that Nicole Richie is pregnant. For the love of everything that is Great and good in this world, WHY?!!!!

That's why Nicole Richie is my Female Mess of the day!

My Birthday is the SH**

2007-06-20T14:11:00.000-04:00

F.Y.I
I told yall I am Greatness! Julia Roberts And Tiger Woods were blessed enough to have their babies on my b-day, June 18th. Congrats!

Greatness

2007-06-20T13:50:00.000-04:00

I had the GREATEST Birthday! I had the time of my life, and I hope everyone gets to experience a Birthday like that

GET IT DADDY!

2007-06-20T13:42:00.000-04:00

Work baby! My son strikes a pose at the end of my mom's driveway

Birthday Luck Bitches!

2007-06-14T14:36:00.000-04:00

On my lunch Break bought a 1.00 scratch ticket and won 100.00! I mean its not a huge amount but FREE money is still FREE money!

It REALLY works!

2007-06-14T13:20:00.001-04:00

In the Summertime, my skin starts doing this really weird funky icky thing that looks like a cross between a rash and hives( that sh** ain't funny!)

So I tried some of everything from prescribed to over the counter - nothing worked.... until I found St. Ives Apricot Scrub! Its a great product, and you can get it practically everywhere! For more great products check out http://www.stives.com/

As if your telling me something new...

2007-06-14T11:16:00.000-04:00

People Magazine voted Luda as one of their top sexy Bachelors- You guys are so late .....

for real

Fierce!

2007-06-14T11:10:00.000-04:00

Even though she is gearing up to be cell mates with Paris, Eve is looking hot to death! She was over at TRL giving block-head Rihhanna the day off. Maybe she should call Brandy and give her some advice on how to maintain under pressure. SMH

Hotness

2007-06-14T10:59:00.000-04:00

This Birthday is shaping up to be a good one! Look at my new toy! Its not the newest T-mobile toy, but unlike everyone else I can't upgrade EVERY DAYUM DAY! Its so cute and sleek. My boyfriend and I got matching phones ( how cute is that!) hop over to http://www.tmobile.com/ and grab one!

p.s Thanks Jus

Jealous??????

2007-06-14T10:33:00.000-04:00

Look at my new B-day gift!!! Great color, plenty of space and multiple compartments. Just in time for summer- go grab one @ http://www.drjays.com/

It took yall long enough!!!!!

2007-06-14T10:06:00.000-04:00

Kelis was performing in Ireland over the weekend, and Crayola was BOOED! haha
read more @ www.mediatakeout.com

Dear Fab,

2007-06-14T09:46:00.000-04:00

Dear Fab,

I'm not a groupie, but I was wondering if you weren't doing anything on Monday June 18th, ( my b-day) if you were available for me to bite yor bottom lip?
have your people holla at my people??? hmmm
Thanks,
laya

That's how you know you hit rock- bottom...

2007-06-14T09:29:00.001-04:00

Ha-Ha, Super-Hoe Karrine Steffans has video of Bobby " tenderoni, lonely" Brown

sleeping on her couch! You know your life is fu**ed up if you sleeping on a glorified self- proclaimed hoe's couch.... Get it together Boo

See video @ www.karrine.com

President of Def Jam and the itty bitty titty commitee

2007-06-13T13:56:00.000-04:00

Isn't public nudity against the law? oh well...

I know I'm late but, DAYUM SON!

2007-06-13T13:47:00.000-04:00

On June 9th, Zab Judah VS Miguel Angel Cotto and as you can see Miguel had his plantains and rice and beans before the match and WHOOPED DAT ASS! LAWD

What do these two have in common???

2007-06-13T13:42:00.001-04:00

Wanna know what these two have in common? go to www.fox.com

and find the show, So you Think You Can Dance

I've been M.I.A

2007-06-13T09:44:00.000-04:00

I have been M.I.A, because I have been trying to figure out what I'm going to do for my B-day! (holla BITCHES!) so bear with me DAMN IT! lol -also as of lately,I have been working on my book soooooooooooo ......

You gotta be fu**ing kidding!

2007-06-13T09:22:00.000-04:00

So the NY Post is reporting that Scar I mean Shar( hehehehe) is pregos- and here comes the good part its K-Spermlines! Lawd as if 4 babies isn't enough, she is going for the starting 5- who knows this time it could be twins and she can get the starting 5 and one of the bench! Iguess she figures since her career isn't going anywhere, pop out as many as possible, it increases the odds of a ball player, singer, stripper something

After all that whoring.....

2007-06-13T08:38:00.001-04:00

After selling her soul to Satan - she still couldn't cut it, the funny looking dude that talks about other guy's endowment and girth knocked her out of the box for more detail see http://www.sandrarosenews.blogspot.com/

I never thought I would see the day.....

2007-06-13T08:26:00.000-04:00

Dayum! I guess she is falling to pieces, I hope she didn't think that because she was overseas- her wild behavior wouldnt make it back to the U.S . B has been um .... for a lack of better words" living it up" overseas, BUT this look right here- Beyonce looks like she is channeling her inner Tyra. That's why Beyonce, surprisingly - your my mess of the day!

For more of her new behavior www.ybf.blogspot.com

Dayum Boo

2007-06-11T12:58:00.000-04:00

She switched from the Brandy to marijuana! what the Hell?! That why your my mess of the day! Brandy Dayum!

Better Late than Never!

2007-06-11T12:47:00.000-04:00

Ha-HA HAHAHAHA! That hoe thought just because she has herpes, that its classified as a medical condition and that was going to be her get out of jail free card! Ha-Ha! that isn't a medical condition, its just cooties! That's why they locked that ass back up! On a sad note though- she may keeping the bed warm for E-V-E...

I'll be back

2007-06-10T13:20:00.000-04:00

I have been MIA but I'm OK I have been home taking care of my baby, So I will holla

The GREATEST STUFF EVER!!!!!!!!

2007-06-10T13:15:00.000-04:00

I thought I would put yall' on to some game- http://www.carolsdaughter.com/ has some of the most wonderful products ever ! My favorite ones, anything from the Almond Cookie Butter line, so go check them out, you will LOVE IT!

DAYUM!!!!!!

2007-06-07T10:46:00.001-04:00

What the hell happened to Jasmine Guy? She Is only 42!!! And they say black don't crack- shieet! That's why Jasmine Guy is my mess of the day!

That's that Bull-SHIT!

2007-06-07T10:38:00.000-04:00

You guessed it! She is out already She must bump a mean vagina or suck some mean wood! cause she back on the beat. Now that's hot!

P.S They better show that same leniency to EVE

All that sexyness

2007-06-06T10:20:00.001-04:00

That is a fine black man! he could dribble on my baseline ......

Stop HATIN'!

2007-06-06T10:11:00.000-04:00

So i have been reading a lot of articles abbot how Jaslene Winner this season's ANTM is to skinny- That bitch is FIRE! she is my celeb of the day that's why she is giving y'all her backside to kiss in this photo!

Double Trouble!

2007-06-06T08:05:00.001-04:00

These hoes live in one of the most fun, energetic cities in the world and the only thing they could find to do was play with knives?! When will these little dummies learn? That's why in special edition Lindsay Whorehan and Vagina Minnillo your my mess of the day!

read more on these fools on: www.perezhilton.com

Deer caught in the Headlights!

2007-06-06T07:59:00.001-04:00

I love when Celebrities front like they don't love free publicity and the attention, but Kimmora -boo you need all the P.R you can get! the Baby Phat clothing line is dumpster juice!

And this is why I don't understand the point of this Block-head Hoe!

2007-06-06T07:44:00.000-04:00

Remember A couple of weeks ago when Kelly Rowland said Orlando Bloom was hot?

Guess who jumped on the bandwagon?! Blockhead herself Rihanna! She has no originality, can't sing , NOTHING! she should just pose nude and get it over with...

www.bossip.com

Holla At Ya GURL!!!!!!

2007-06-06T07:37:00.000-04:00

Between those glossy-ass lips, and Neyo laying in that compromising position, and his "metro sexual" attire, it leaves one to believe that a " closet door" should be opening any day now....

We ain't mad at you brah- its 2007

now my little sister has to find someone else to be obsessed with, sorry Tie..

www.ahotmess.wordpress.com

He needs HIS ass Beat!

2007-06-05T09:30:00.000-04:00

So shit has gone from bad to worst for singer Akon- 1st he humped that little fast-ass girl in Trinidad then he supposedly got someone knocked up who isn't his wife and now to put the icing on the cake he is launching kids off stages at his concert- I wish I would pay for a ticket for my kid and this black bastard would throw my child of the stage! OHHHHHH I wish a MOTHERFU**** would! he gonna mess around and get deported...That's why Akon you are my male mess of the day!

Read all of Akon's foolishness at www.mediatakeout.com

How do you get Honorable Mention .....

2007-06-05T08:02:00.000-04:00

For being a Baby Mama? Well Shar Jackson has the answer to that and so much more! ( yeah right) This publicity whore is now appearing on ABC's the Ex Wife Club. My question is don't you have to someone's wife in order to be an Ex Wife? The way I look at it, she needs to take lessons from Tameka Foster's old ass on how to properly TRAP a Man! HOLLA! That's why Shar Jackson, you are my female mess of the day!!!!!! Now go sit your block head -ass somewhere

Terriost threats, Becoming a International fad??

2007-06-04T18:57:00.000-04:00

There was a foiled terror plot against JFK Airport- guess what? they we're black men! Now you know if your not smart enough not to ride dirty, what the hell made you think you could blow shit up successfully?? see story at http://news.bostonherald.com/national/view.bg?articleid=1004546

Don't feel sorry for that hoe...

2007-06-04T17:58:00.001-04:00

Tyrese looking like he feel bad for Paris Hilton At the VMA's

Didn't know her licence was suspended my ass....

Don't be a follower , be a leader you JACK-ASS!

2007-06-04T15:17:00.000-04:00

I guess this is the new fad! act a fool and get drunk and arrested - So guess who jumped on the band wagon??? Shemar Moore ! this loser went and got himself arrested and charged with a DUI early friday morning . If this ish doesn't work for famous young white women- maybe you should sit your dumb-ass down! FYI, if you want free publicity screw Kim HOishardin- she will be on the market soon...

The struggle.....

2007-06-04T14:00:00.000-04:00

So I'm trying to lose about 20lbs - and you know what this ish ain't easy! There are so many freakin' temptations out there and not to mention the fact that I am a Starbucks Junkie ( There is nothing like a ice Venti Carmel Latte in the morning ) so I'm trying my best to stick to it ! Pray for me yall!

P.S I already cheated today- Ice Irish cream vanilla latte

It's about time someone dug in that ass!

2007-06-04T13:14:00.000-04:00

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! So I was over at http://www.mediatakeout.com/ and they have this very interesting article about how Shay hauled off and dug in Larissa ass! that's what that little hood rat get! She always getting loud and saying a whole bunch of nothing, I hope she landed a blow for me and a couple of jabs, and a upper- cut.......

Don't Speak it - Unless you want It to Happen...

2007-06-04T12:29:00.000-04:00

Is this fool letting us know what lies ahead for his career? Hmm could he be implying that his career is dead? Treach from Naughty By Nature - I salute you , you are my male mess of the day! Find Religion

VMA's 2007

2007-06-04T12:22:00.000-04:00

Thanks Sandra rose for one of the pics!

The Simmons's sisters looking hot to death! that's why they are my Celeb of the day!!!!!!!!!!! They are young hard- working black women who are GREAT role models and they are funny as hell!

WHY? LAWD? WHY?

2007-06-04T12:17:00.000-04:00

Last night was the MTV VMA's, And your girl Ri-Ri was there looking a hot ass mess! looking like a character from Star Wars. It seems like ever since she told us her Daddy was a crack- head, she has lost all pieces of her dayum mind

It all makes sense NOW!

2007-06-04T12:09:00.001-04:00

I never understood why dudes liked this hoe- but now I see. You know what's better than a piece of easy ass? A piece of BIG easy ass!

Don't drop the soap! loves it!

2007-06-04T12:03:00.000-04:00

Last night Paris Hilton Got her jail sentence on and poppin' I hope she doesn't go in there acting cute- cause they will beat that ass and take it from her, and then punk her for her phone time

tmz.com for one of the photos

And they say money Buys Happiness..

2007-06-04T11:58:00.000-04:00

Even though this is a IMPROVEMENT, we all don't want to see where K-Fag use to rest his man parts -this girl is a hot- ass mess! I can't believe we are the same age....she needs to get a mentor..

Hey! HEY! HEY!..

2007-06-04T11:56:00.000-04:00

Good Morning everyone it's another crappy day here in Boston ! Can someone puh lease explain why the hell its 55 degrees on June 4th! Lawd! MERCY,MERCY!

my fat ass

2007-06-03T19:14:00.000-04:00

Im off to the gym...
talk to you all in A.M

Celeb of the day

2007-06-03T19:11:00.001-04:00

There is something about Ross that I just love ! he is nice and just a very funny guy!
p.s don't be jealous!
check him out on Celebrity Fit Club
WORK! BABY ! WORK!

On a serious note

2007-06-03T16:52:00.000-04:00

I read this great article in ESSENCE magazine , where the highlight and salute black fathers, overall the article was great but what stood out to me the most was R&B singer Kenny Latimore , he taked about being a step-dad and the joys of having a Jr and he also shared the fact that he was molested as a child :
K.J. and I share the same birthday, and after he was born, I remember wanting to be with him every second. Because I was molested as a child, I want to make sure that his innocence is protected. He was a very calm, quiet baby, and everyone said, 'Oh, he acts like his dad.' I wondered if we'd have the same personality, but I can see how his life experiences are beginning to take over.

This Issue of ESSENCE is on newstands now

The new face of Trojan?????

2007-06-03T12:22:00.001-04:00

All I can say is wow.....

My dogs be barking!!!

2007-06-03T12:14:00.001-04:00

Remember a couple years back when they were interviewing Ashanti and she said her dogs were barking??

Doesnt she ALWAYS look like them toes are hurting- buy your size boo, buy your size. This chick is suppose to release a new album in September....

I don't get it.......

2007-06-03T12:11:00.000-04:00

I don't get what the big hype is over this block-head girl..

someone care to shed some light because her voice makes me want to rip my ears off

WHY?! LAWD! WHY?!

2007-06-03T11:59:00.000-04:00

I was OK with her being dark-skinned wearing blue contacts- I was accepting when she started rocking those hot mess of outfits , I was even forgiving when she started rocking that nasty- ass bootleg, Rapunzel looking weave BUT, WTF!!! is this heifer for real?? she got her BIG -ASS AREOLA sticking out , bout to stab someone in the eye- DUCK!!!!!

Is that a penis???

2007-06-03T11:57:00.001-04:00

I was over at www.rhymeswithsnitch.blogspot.com/ and noticed this pic.....

now I know some of us are holding that plump peach down there, but that looks like a man part to me ... Im just saying .....

I'm just saying......

2007-06-03T11:43:00.000-04:00

Is being linked to numerous men that new hotness?

Shay "buckyee" Johnson is seen here with a rapper H-flo, but has also been linked to atl photographer Earl Randolph. Now the ain't nothing wrong with keeping your options open- but dayum shay , why we all gotta know what your options are??? disrection is key

I'll be back

2007-06-01T21:11:00.000-04:00

I'm taking a little vacation bitches! i'll be back on sunday!
PEACE!

That's just weird.....

2007-05-31T14:28:00.000-04:00

In a recent interview with www.blogs.sohh.comT-pain commented on Ray- J's um..... well you can read it for yourself:

“…It’s not many guys who can go after Ray J. The man got a huge meat, okay? … He got length on him. I got the width, the shit is wide. He got a foot on him. Man got a foot on him. Much respect Ray. Man to man, no homo. I know when respect is due. The man swangin’. Ya’ll seen that shit, ya’ll know the man swangin’.”

um..... SAY WHAT?!

Brandy look like she been sippin' on Brandy......

2007-05-31T14:10:00.000-04:00

I know that homegirl been stressing lately with all these pending lawsuits, but didn't mama Norwood teach her to " never let them see you sweat" I mean she was never fly to begin with but Brandy is looking a little sickly lately- and that wafer thin look ain't hot( look at her arms and her big- ass bobble head) And I know she is a vegan, but she may wanna holla at a Carl jr burger or kick wit Roscoe's chicken and waffles, I'm just saying pray for her ..

Is THIS suppose to get me to throw my panties on the stage????

2007-05-31T10:08:00.000-04:00

I was at my favorite blog sandra rose( see link on page) and she worte about how Lil Fizz a.ka my career has fizzled out ( a glorified back up dancer for Omarion) is coming out with his first solo album and blah blah whoop whoop..... but what I really wanna know is: its not the pants, but the position he is laying in with those pants on, it leaves one to wonder: why does he have a rhimestone arrow pointing to his man-parts? To me that's just not sexy- he looks like something is wrong with him, I can't figure it out.....

you be the judge

Crack is Whack

2007-05-31T09:18:00.000-04:00

NY DAILY NEWS reports:
Rihanna's father "use" to smoke crack when she was growing up, but made a choice( nah he didn't choose, his wife was gonna beat that ass!
bajan women don't play!) to quit being the bajan version of pookie
so i want to let het know that I'm here for her....

Dear Rihanna,
Im sorry to hear that your daddy smoked rocks, but a lot of us little girls from the ghetto had to grow up with in-house crack-heads, so suck it up! you got dough now! so support his habit or put him in rehab( he probably relasped- since your on the straight and narrow) and hopefully he will come home and become yout manager or yout umbrella holder , whichever you prefer

love,
laya

I guess Hip- Hop is dead....

2007-05-31T08:52:00.000-04:00

So I was over at www.thatgrapejuice.blogspot.com, and notice that my favorite minature rapper is releasing 2 albums at the same time, don't get me wrong T.I does have that hotness-but didn't Nelly already do this in September 2004? Im just saying, what happened to creativity? artistic expression? well anywho- T.I -vs- T.I.P is slated to be released on July 3rd- he better bring that fihah or they gonna slay his little ass and hang him by his under- roos

EVERYONE IS ASKING......

2007-05-31T08:28:00.000-04:00

So far I have been getting awesome feedback and love from everyone! But a lot people are asking who the hell is laya? lol Im just a normal, everyday around the way girl, that loves her mama, my son and my man! i started this blog because I have a lot to say - so ima say it ! oh yeah here is a photo of me with my big head and lips- JEALOUS?!!! lol

Say WHAT?

2007-05-31T08:07:00.000-04:00

In Trenton, N.J, a 60 yr old woman gave birth to twin boys on May 22, 2007. Now it is VERY important for me to say, I'm NOT a hater- but WHAT THE HELL?! now her reason for having babies so late-she wanted her SIX yr old to have a playmate, yeah you heard me a six year old! Ok, let do some math- by the time she is 79( if she makes it to that age!) she will have 3 children in college. Im just saying she better have a hell of a 401k plan......

AP.

THE SAGA CONTINUES....

2007-05-31T07:38:00.000-04:00

PHOTO : WWW.TMZ.COM

Can someone please explain to me why people subject themsleves to such foolishness!

I used to think this was a fly dude, until Kim Hoshardian grabed him up with her skanky -ass. Does he not know you CAN'T turn a hoe into a housewife! Others have tried but she can't be house-broken, her ass is always in heat and if you let her around yor guest(males) she may just hump them! Dayum we lost another one..... oh well

She from Crenshaw...

2007-05-30T14:51:00.000-04:00

Now I know she isn't a real celeb- but there are ALWAYS exceptions to the rules, she is one. Saaphyri is a cast member on the reality show Flava of love's Charm School and let me tell you- this chick makes for good t.v ! She is funny as hell , she can be crying cause she is poor one minute, then trying to whup your ass over a bed the next. She isn't famous but hell she gets an honerable mention in my book

Boston's Finest.....

2007-05-30T14:28:00.000-04:00

Is it me or does Boo-Boo Brown aka Leroy form around the way pull some "descent" chicks. I use the term descent loosely, but these women ( Whitney even that hoe super-slut, superhead whatever she calling herself) could have done MUCH better! Maybe he is hung like a horse- there are some things not worth finding out...

If your in the neighborhood....

2007-05-30T13:52:00.000-04:00

Dear Dave,
If your ever in Boston and would like to get felt on, I'm available

thanks
laya

They ain't locked her ass up yet......

2007-05-30T13:41:00.000-04:00

I was over @ www.ybf.blogspot.com

and noticed that while a fugitive from justice( just kidding, no I'm really not) this heifer is releasing a new single- my question is why? why can't she just leave and never come back- i guess she gotta stay on her grind cause she got all those court fees..... if your interested in listening , be my guest at www.ybf.blogspot.com

What mean the World to you...

2007-05-30T13:17:00.000-04:00

See, this is the reason why every rapper shouldn't try to be an actor. We all cant be luda( my baby daddy) It just seems like sh** hit the fan for Killa Cam( smh, looks like he may have the killa in that photo) after that knock off version of BELLY( yall seen the sex scene) called killer season, I mean how you gonna shot a movie within a 1-block radius claiming you was in different states, that has to do something to ur status ( example, mariah in glitter... that ish messed the da brat up too.) he betta put the pipe down and talk to spike t v and try to get a reality show poppin'.....

WHY LAWD! WHY!

2007-05-30T13:04:00.000-04:00

ok. OK, so Prince Azim paid mike didler $10 million dollars to just "parlay" at his party....
now you mean to tell me there were no jah-moans or no hee-hee's said not even tube socks?? All he did was sit on the ground in his ashy-ass outfit looking like he was sniffin' crotches.....smh